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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) People are drawn to you now because they want to be resuscitated, incited, even thunderstruck. They secretly hope... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19)Warning: image overhaul under way; persona in flux. Old boundaries partially washed away; new lines not yet drawn.... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) If at any time in the coming week you find yourself fantasizing that you were Franz Kafka in a past life, or snacking... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) In the wake of the tremendous variety of intimate connections that bloomed for me at the Burning Man festival, I've... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19)If I advised you to use your libido to conquer evil, would you even know what the hell I was talking about? Most of the... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19)Thank Goddess, Aries, that I rarely have to nag you to be brave. Forceful enterprise comes naturally to you. But this... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19)If I were designing your dream home—which I hope you'll be pushing hard to move into in 2002—I'd be sure to... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19)It may be difficult to figure out how your problems are necessary, but that's what I'm asking you to do. What part does... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Cut out the following testimonial, Aries. Photocopy it 50 times and hand it to anyone who's in a position to advance... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) You understand that you can never own love, right? No matter how much someone adores you today, no matter how much you... More >>

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