La Dolce Musto
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Austen Powers: The Reruns
The September movies may not be the December movies, but at least they're not the August movies. The flicks that come out around now generally... More >>
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Read This In Loo of Sex
Squirt.org spills all the juice about truck stops, adult bookstores, and other cum-dumping grounds around the country, for those who like cream... More >>
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Who Put the Goth in Gotham?
The Dark Shadows convention at the Marriott Westchester in Tarrytown brought out swarms of diehard goths, including an assortment of autistic... More >>
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Self-Service Nightlife
Ever since they pulled the plug on my beloved Thursday nights at Arena, New York nightlife has rolled over and croaked like a diseased dog for... More >>
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Frank and Open Discussions
Death at a Funeral is a slight but amusing comedy of errors that builds to—spoiler alert—Peter Dinklage being bound and gagged while... More >>
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Can You Top This?
Having to come up with clever segues linking unconnected items every week has veritably sucked the life out of me while giving me a serious case... More >>
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Fame Is Such a Drug. . . I Mean, Drag
Having devoted my entire adult life to covering fame, I'd be lying if I didn't admit I want some more of the shit myself. Alas, thanks to a weird... More >>
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Gilty Pleasures
The LIZ TAYLOR of Mexico, Maria Felix had fabulous eye make- up, a fascination with cocks (and other barnyard animals), and an opulent sense of... More >>
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Follow the Bouncer Bald
STEVE WILKOS swears he's a gentle father and a regular person who hasn't had a beastly fight in years. Gazing into his baby blues while fending... More >>
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Room With a Spew
Some unrelated short items for PARIS HILTON and anyone else with A.D.D. and an unread Bible: First off, Logo meets Lego with Rick & Steve, the... More >>
