La Dolce Musto
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Little Britain Stars Dish Gay Aiken!
That hot-box-of-crazy sketch-comedy show Little Britain is masterful at popping the pretensions of people who try to act like they're straight,... More >>
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Sarah Palin Sucks, Sean Penn Rocks
Hooray for movie trailers! They provide an invaluable service! As each one clogs up the screen before the main feature, they invariably prompt... More >>
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Why Tyler Perry Isn't Doing a Woman, Plus Harry Potter Horses Around
Spunky little Daniel Radcliffe has gone on the record moaning about the fact that so many people are talking about Equus as if it were porn. The... More >>
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Eva Mendes' Underwear Scene and Madonna's Strap-On!
The remake of The Women is elevated by Bette Midler and Candice Bergen in small roles and by the fact that there's no pajama-party scene where... More >>
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Who Does Michael Phelps Really Date?
I prayed the seductive Désir show at Spiegeltent wouldn't be a softcore embarrassment-fest with writhing people biting sushi out of each... More >>
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Blind Items about Heath Ledger and Maybe Madonna!
What columnist gets a rush of sadistic joy by periodically serving up salacious gossip items which he/she purposely vagues up by leaving out the... More >>
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Seth Rogen Taunts Me With Weed
I ran into artist Andres Serrano (the guy who pissed people off with his Piss Christ) the other night and asked how his inevitable "Shit" show... More >>
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Advice to Madonna, Lindsay, Katie, and Meth Addicts
My life is veritably in shambles, but I can still sit back with a smirk and dole out unsolicited advice to celebs who are doing just fine. Those... More >>
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OMG, Meet Legally Blonde's Bailey Hanks!
Upset about the trend of TV reality shows letting the mass audience pick Broadway stars? Well, the mass audience picks Broadway stars anyway! Did... More >>
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Dolly Parton's Boobs and Pharrell Williams' Balls
Let me take you chronologically through my week so I can eschew boring segues and simply relate things in the order they happened—exactly... More >>
