La Dolce Musto
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'24' Star Won't Shave Her Privates!
Barneys' pixieish creative director Simon Doonan had a store party for his book Eccentric Glamour, flitting around his guests—mostly... More >>
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Siegfried, Roy, and Glory Holes!
Make way for my very own hot list, which is guaranteed to make EW's Hot List as the hottest list that is neither hot nor a list. First of all,... More >>
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More Ellen Page Sexuality Talk!
What do Halifax, Nova Scotia, residents think of Ellen Page, the Oscar-nominated star of Juno who was born in their midst not all that long ago?... More >>
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'Madonna's New Single Sucks!" Screeches DJ
So Jesus was resurrected last Sunday—take that, naysayers—and I'm a completely changed person over it! Unfortunately, I still have... More >>
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Valerie Bertinelli on "Spitzer's Dick"!
"I care less about Elliot Spitzer's dick than I do about health care!" boomed a female voice in the back room of Benson restaurant. It was... More >>
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Christian From Project Runway Has a Boyfriend!
The mixed-bag Cat on a Hot Tin Roof revival brings back the classic play about greed, mendacity, and one of those poetic ailments common to... More >>
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Ellen Page's Sexuality! Jennifer Garner's Hairdo!
I need the Oscars. I need the unmitigated joy of seeing four people lose in every category. And the telecast's addictively circusy ambience is... More >>
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A Heaping Pile of Salacious Blind Items!
What are you hungry for, kids? A healthy serving of blind items with a drizzle of bilberry syrup and a side order of brown couscous? You want a... More >>
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Harvey Fierstein on the History of Blowjobs
At the sumptuous J. Mendel show at the Plaza, I was lucky enough to sit next to Paper magazine's know-it-all, Mickey Boardman, who gave me a... More >>
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A Gay Senate Candidate Revealed!
The concert version of Jerry Springer the Opera at Carnegie Hall was much better than Bill O'Reilly the Ballet or Lipstick Jungle the crossword... More >>
