A Bland Jennifer Lopez in The Back-up Plan
Im no obstetrician, but Id wager that Jennifer Lopezs own labor when birthing fraternal twins two years ago was much less interminable and painful than watching this romantic comedy, the stars first movie since 2006s El Cantante, about knocking yourself up. As single, financially comfortable, baby-craving Tribeca pet-store owner Zoe, Lopez muddles through the dismal big-screen debut of both writer (Kate Angelo) and director (Alan Poul), who burden her with an absolute void (Alex OLoughlin) as a love interest, an SNL castoff (Michaela Watkins) as a second banana, and a disabled Boston terrier. The same day she receives intrauterine insemination from Dr. Harris (Robert Klein, who later provides some weird gallows gyn-humor), Zoe meets Stan (OLoughlin), an organic cheesemonger. Throughout their courtship, crises are incoherently manufactured, involving Stans struggle to pass an econ test at CUNY, Zoes eligibility in the Single Mothers and Proud Group (which, confusingly, seems to include dyke couples making predatory lez eyes at the newcomer), and our heroines final-act lesson on learning to trust. Though fans have long given up hope that Karen Sisco will ever be reborn, why does Lopez, post-motherhood, now seem intent on reinventing herself as a screen presence even blander than Kate Hudson?
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