Good Luck Chuck
No matter how hard Hollywood tries, Dane Cook is never going to be adorable. Though hes known for his mildly edgy standup, someone in authority has decided Cook would be well-suited for fluffy romantic comedies, but like last falls Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck is so undistinguished that it feels like an extended screen test. Cook plays Charlie, a womanizing dentist who discovers that his exes always find their perfect mate right after dating him. He hopes to break that cycle with Cam (Jessica Alba), a klutzy nerd who works with penguins and unfailingly finds everything Charlie does delightful. Despite the R rating that allows for more nudity and swearing than your typical date flick, the directorial debut of longtime editor Mark Helfrich is the sort of offensively safe rom-com where the colorful supporting characters talk about boobies and doobies but the angelic central couple are ultimately just two goofy mush-heads looking for real love. Its total malarkey, of course, and isnt helped by Cooks bizarre inability to act heartbroken or Albas ill-advised confidence in her gift for slapstick. Still, compared to his complete discomfort at playing someone other than himself, at least her bland hotness seems genuine.
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