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Clad in haute-punk rags, Johanssen has fun (after Tokyo and Delft) flinging herself at a dude her own age, but Christensen and most of the young men are barely there. The exception is Nam's Roy. His baggy-pantsed idiot-savanting should be unbearable, but his comic timing is the only perfect score in this film. If a lazy Asian American kid with zero concern for studies seems almost too aggressively stereotype-upending, consider that he's still the best test taker of the lot, and the dispenser of voice-overed wisdom. Alas, to return to the analogy section, Roy's judgment might be all too telling: "X is to Y, as this shit is to boring."