Mark Montano

434 E. 9th St.
New York, NY 10009
I donat know the guy, but if the shop is Mark Montano, letas just say I donat like Mark Montano. In the window, a TV set plays episodes of his home makeover show, While You Were Out


). His headshots are everywhere. His book,

Super Suite is for sale near the counter. You may or may not have the kinds of friends who would like his cutesy, over-adorned knick-knacks. I donat. If you do, you may be able to fool them into thinking you covered a large pillow in sequins yourself. But you didnat. Mark Montano did, and then you paid $60 for it. Plenty of items are much cheaper, but none seem worth it, like the $20 aGrandma Fabulousa candle, which means aI poured wax in a silly teacupa.


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