Whenever someone says there's nothing on Staten Island, you're welcome to stoutly proclaim "No sir, you are wrong!" It's home to Nitecap Video, the East Coast's largest porn emporium. The warehouse purveyor of video stimulation, mags, toys, and accessories of all sorts is presided over by Sonny, the septuagenarian "Hugh Hefner of Staten Island" (his preferred title). With a surplus of porn on the internet, a trip on the ferry to this XXX-rated wonderland is more for the nostalgia than the kink. Bring a roll of quarters for the video arcade, one of the city's last.