, but really you'd rather be down the street at Private Eyes. Like a few other strip clubs in NYC, this venue has a no-cover sports bar, where you can watch the Yankees while gulping liquor, and guy's testosterone levels go through the roof. Then head over to the topless section of the bar (you have to pay a few bucks to get in), and sit back and enjoy the show.
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