It might be a little less than dignified to use the name in a sentence (aItas SchnA$?ck time!a aI feel a SchnA$?ck attack coming on!a) but thereas nothing more dignified than a tiny little burger and a tiny little beer for a tiny little bit of money. Well, maybe stacking up like five tiny burgers and then "pounding" those mini-beers. The decor is overwhelmingly athemeda but, you know, itas OK. Go ahead and SchnA$?ck that ass.
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