What are you doing reading a review of the Plaza? You've undoubtedly heard tales of this once famously lavish New York landmark, which no longer be called a hotel. Famed children's book heroine Eloise lived here. Donald "you're fired" Trump once owned it. And the Oak Room restaurant was practically a cafeteria for members of the American literary canon (Hemingway and Fitzgerald, among others, were among the celebrated regulars).