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Kitty Kind at Petco

860 Broadway New York, NY 10003 | Gramercy Park | 212-726-2652

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You want a cat? You can't handle a cat. And the frizzy-haired spinsters at Kitty Kind at Petco are going to guarantee you never so much as glance at a poor old homeless cat again. You pervert. If you do happen to find your feline soul mate at this place, rehearse the following facts, and be prepared for a grueling interrogation: You live alone. You work at home seven days a week. You have no friends and will never marry. Declawing should be illegal. Dry food is poison. You may or may not have a cat already. (You'll have to wing this part.) If you do, it is the opposite sex of the cat you are hoping to adopt.


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