12 Important Life Lessons Gleaned From Kool Keith's Twitter Account
Kool Keith is many things: a lyrical legend, an original oddball of the rap scene, and a man with a penchant for the kinkier side of the bedroom arena. He's also something of a top Twitter fiend, with a timeline lit up by his wonky witticisms and off-kilter musings. So in honor of the release of Keith's new album, Teddy Bass Presents: El Dorado Driven, here's a guide to living life the Kool Keith way, as revealed through his Twitter feed. Enjoy!
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1. Buffing up on pornography is the secret to a successful live show.
Porn mag ritual before show pic.twitter.com/vYjkpjOjz9
— Kool Keith (@UltraMan7000) October 27, 2014
2. A bottle of the Bawse's Belaire Rose is the only respectable tipple.
After the pandemonium in MIA pic.twitter.com/zy6EEm9e2k
— Kool Keith (@UltraMan7000) November 9, 2014
3. A formal scarf pulls together even the most eclectic of outfits.
— Kool Keith (@UltraMan7000) July 11, 2014
4. Breasteses on the birthday cake is a must.
— Kool Keith (@UltraMan7000) October 10, 2014
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