12 Important Life Lessons Gleaned From Kool Keith's Twitter Account

12 Important Life Lessons Gleaned From Kool Keith's Twitter Account
Kool Keith

Kool Keith is many things: a lyrical legend, an original oddball of the rap scene, and a man with a penchant for the kinkier side of the bedroom arena. He's also something of a top Twitter fiend, with a timeline lit up by his wonky witticisms and off-kilter musings. So in honor of the release of Keith's new album, Teddy Bass Presents: El Dorado Driven, here's a guide to living life the Kool Keith way, as revealed through his Twitter feed. Enjoy!

See also: Top 10 Greatest Kool Keith Aliases

1. Buffing up on pornography is the secret to a successful live show.

2. A bottle of the Bawse's Belaire Rose is the only respectable tipple.

3. A formal scarf pulls together even the most eclectic of outfits.

4. Breasteses on the birthday cake is a must.



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