20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

We're not saying they are stoned, even if some of these folks happened to be photographed at a High Times event or a hippie bonanza like Bonnaroo. But that dopey-eyed, obliterated, squinty-face caught forever on camera is always a hoot. Here are some of our favorites we've captured out in the clubs over the last few months.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Bonnaroo is for lovers. . . with impaired vision.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Holy shit, is he dead? No he's just at Bonnaroo.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Central Casting dream-come-true for that Dazed and Confused sequel that's coming out. . . never.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Everything's funny after you hot box, even the towel you stuffed under the door.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Poor high-faced dude, desperately trying to remember what this girl's name is.

 

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

This circular hippie trap keeps the Bonnaroo victim confused and disoriented for hours.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Sometimes crawling just feels so good.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Hmm, munchies?

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Going to the High Times 4/20 party means spending hours deciding which shirt stating the obvious you should wear.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Cool, dude, just don't roll on us.

 

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Ok, this guy actually looks cool.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

You know it's time to evaluate priorities when you start weed accessorizing.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

MSTRKRFT makes the girls weak in the knees, apparently.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Mark the Bagger (left) of Bam Margera's Jackass entourage, redefining the standards for seeming "shit-faced."

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

This is what a smoke ring looks like after a few hours hanging with these dudes.

 

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Girl pothead, about to smoke everyone else under the table?

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

High fives. Get it? Ba-dum ching!

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Two DJs trying desperately to remember which way to Kanye West.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

High Times veteran Rick Cusick. Nuff said.

20 Best Stoned Faces of All Time (Or at Least the Past Six Months)

Macaulay Culkin stumbled into Andrea Grant's pro-cleavage poetry reading, looking happy to be there. Then again, he kind of always looks like that.

Photos by Nate "Igor" Smith, Araceli Cruz, Justin Reynolds, Nick Atlas.

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