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Action Bronson's Best Tweets

Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Laura June Kirsch

Tonight Action Bronson shares the stage at House of Vans with soulmate Paul Banks of Interpol for a Complex magazine party billed as "Judgement Night." We're not sure if that means Denis Leary and a roving band of thugs will be whipping concert goers with chains, but we do know, if it's half as fun as Action Bronson's Twitter account, a good time will surely be had.

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Because he's the Yogi Berra of the Twitter age, releasing bursts of lyrics, kvetches, brags, and coining aphorisms, several times an hour. Here, broken down by category, are some of the most inspired Tweets of "Bachata Bronson."

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This 320 pound Albanian rapper LOVES to dance.

Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets

 

Advice

Regular Fan Landers over here.

Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets

 

Retweets

Retweets are not endorsements. Except when they are.

Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets

  Spontaneity

But, as we all know, Twitter is best for miscellaneous absurdity. And no one excels at that quite like Bronsolino:

Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
Action Bronson's Best Tweets
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