I spent most of last Wednesday in court due to the restraining order Lil' Kim slapped on me, so I missed most of the Grammy pregame action. As for the show itself, I still can't decide whether my favorite moment was when O.D.B. rushed the stage and busted a cap in Celine Dion's cracker ass, or when Madonna's kabbalah teacher won a lifetime achievement award for his contribution to the arts. (And speaking of the Fujiyama material mama, have you ever seen a cesarean scar that toned and trim?)
But seriously, the only award show I respect is the one they show from Monte Carlo, cuz you never know when you'll see Ace of Base and Princess Stephanie and all those British boy bands doing the chicken dance together. Just in case you're interested, though, here's my Grammy recap:
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