Complete Menu of Meat Products in Banksy's Village Pet Store Charcoal Grille
all photos by Sam Horine
Last Sunday, Banksy quietly opened the Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grille. I went yesterday, twice. (I was really hungry.) I wrote down the complete menu.
Great Bolony Goya Corned Beef Libby’s Corned Beef Gwaltney Smoked Ham Oscar Meyer Beef Light Spam Single Serving Pouch Sugardale Sliced Cooked Salami Gwaltney Spiced Luncheon Loaf Gwaltney Chopped Ham water added Krasdale Cotto Salami with chicken, pork, and beef Sugardale Sliced Bologna with chicken, pork, and beef Sugardale Turkey Breast with white meat added Cibao-Meat Products Cooked Salami snack pack, with individual rolls of campesino, pavolami, and induveca Gwaltney Cooked Salami, made with chicken, beef, and pork Gwaltney P&P Loaf, made with chicken, beef, and pork Bologna, wriggling Salami Log, leaning on a rock sadly
Three Hot Dogs, wiggling Hot Dog, lapping up water Hot Dog Wrapped in a Bun, served with mustard feeder One Vienna Finger, served with toothpick container Two Vienna Fingers on a Terrarium Rock, copulating Three Vienna Fingers on a Terrarium Rock, watching
You can't tell from this picture, but two of these Vienna Fingers are, as they say, bumping uglies.
Spam Goya Sardines Goya Corned Beef Hormel Pork Tidbits Libby’s Canned Beef Pour van Beef Goulash Valu Time Potted Meat Pathmark Vienna Sausage Libby’s Vienna Sausage Vitarozz Chicken Vienna Sausage Carmela Chicken Sausage and Bouillon Carmela Hot Chicken Sausage and Bouillon Dinty Moore Beef Stew, 2.5 lbs Goya Luncheon Meat in a Can, pork and chicken
From the Sea
Parade 6 Crunchy Fish Fillets, boxed Swanson Classics Boneless Pork, boxed Krasdale Crunchy Bread Fishsticks, boxed Krasdale Crunchy Breaded Fish Sticks, boxed Golden Dipt Fry Easy Fish n Chips, boxed Two Breaded, Fried Fish Sticks, swimming
French’s Yellow Mustard Roland Quail Eggs, 15 oz. Meat-O-Meat All Beef Hamburg Sabrett, Can of Onions and Sauce, random Three Chicken McNuggets, with BBQ sauce trough Baby Chicken McNugget, freshly hatched
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