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iVoice Team Exclusive: Wheatus Live Show Chat

WHEATUS PLAYS TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE LUNA LOUNGE AND JON BOIS GIVES YOU A PREVIEW OF THE SHOW VIA A RECENT LIVE-WHEATUS-SHOW CHAT!


**OnlineHost** Welcome to Wheatus Concert Chat!


Crowd: /holds cell phones aloft

TEEN-AGE! DIRT-BAG! TEEN-AGE! DIRT-BAG!

wheatus: YOU GOT IT DUUUDES

/plays Teenage Dirtbag


Crowd: WOOOO YEAH

/jumps up and down


Crowd: /moshes


Crowd: /mosh pit turns into like 100 sweaty people squeezed together and flailing around helplessly until someone sprains an ankle

wheatus: annnn a teeeee

naaaaage

dirrrt baaaaaaaag

BOW BOW BOW

/rimshot


Crowd: gasp gasp WOOOO gasp

wheatus: this is what music is all about

Guy_In_Crowd: WOOOOO

/crowd-surfs to stage


Guy_In_Crowd: /grabs set list

I GOT THE SET LIST WOOOO


Crowd: WOOOOOO

Guy_In_Crowd: /reads

1. teenage dirtbag
2. teenage dirtbag

3. teenage dirtbag
4. teenage dirtbag
5. teenage dirtbag
6. teenage dirtbag
7. teenage dirtbag
8. teenage dirtbag

9. teenage dirtbag
10. teenage dirtbag
11. teenage dirtbag

FIRST ENCORE
teenage dirtbag

SECOND ENCORE
teenage dirtbag (acoustic)

THIRD THROUGH FIFTH ENCORES
teenage dirtbag

Guy_In_Crowd: ...Oh my God.


GuyAtBar: /takes sip from beer

This doesn't taste right. It's like it's...


GuyAtBar: /spits out beer

OH GOD MY BEER TASTES LIKE A TEENAGE DIRTBAG


Guy_In_Crowd: What's that smell?


Crowd: /sniff

IT'S TEENAGE DIRTBAG

WE ARE BREATHING TEENAGE DIRTBAG


Crowd: AAAAAAHHH

/stampede to exit

wheatus: TEENAGE DIRTBAG YOU GUYS

wheatus: /teenage dirtbags the teenage dirtbag

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