Justin Bieber Does Not Eat Poop

Not a poop-eater, as determined by Google.
Not a poop-eater, as determined by Google.

If you've ever read YouTube comments on popular artists music videos, you know people can come up with the absolute dumbest ideas and questions about musicians. Google doesn't disappoint in that regard either. All you need for proof is typing a few artists' names into the search engine and let autofill do the rest.

See also: The Very Intentional Self-Destruction of Justin Bieber

"Justin's REAL number this time, not one of those fake ones! Ugh!"

Brian Eno... isn't dead?

People are assholes.

I didn't really think Justin Bieber did eat poop, but since you planted the idea in my head...

Good to know Katy doesn't know how to play the flute, just in case anyone was wondering.


He isn't just a table, he's the table.

2 Chainz is called 2 Chainz because he has two chains on. Get it?

Why is it always about what Jay Z doesn't do? Did you ever think about the things he does do for us?

Every time a child wonders why Michael Jackson turned white, an angel gets its wings.

Rarely is the question asked, is our Prince learning?

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