#pitchforkthrillers: Twitter's Best Titles For The Forthcoming Movie About Pitchfork

The revelation that a movie about a disgruntled mother wreaking havoc on a blogger who snarked her indie-rocker son—tentatively called Pitchfork—is on the way has (perhaps inevitably) sparked the wonderful hashtag #PitchforkThrillers. What better way to spend a summer Thursday than coming up with witty names for the flick? After the jump, the best of the best.

@SteveKandell gets the ball rolling.
@SteveKandell gets the ball rolling.
Whatever people say that Brad Pitt is, that's what he's not. Unless they're saying he's psychotic.
Whatever people say that Brad Pitt is, that's what he's not. Unless they're saying he's psychotic.
Your band is never gonna make it, dude.
Your band is never gonna make it, dude.
Death by falsetto?
Death by falsetto?
See above.
See above.
So five months ago.
So five months ago.
Cameron Diaz was actually listening to AnCo when she drove off that bridge.
Cameron Diaz was actually listening to AnCo when she drove off that bridge.
Definitely would not want to hear Merrill Garbus howling after she caught/ate someone.
Definitely would not want to hear Merrill Garbus howling after she caught/ate someone.
Carles surrounded by mounds of cocaine and Michelle Pfeiffer? We'd probably see it.
Carles surrounded by mounds of cocaine and Michelle Pfeiffer? We'd probably see it.
Michael Stipe does look like the type of guy who could sneak up on you unsuspectingly.
Michael Stipe does look like the type of guy who could sneak up on you unsuspectingly.
Try to imagine Tyler, the Creator with Javier Bardem's haircut...
Try to imagine Tyler, the Creator with Javier Bardem's haircut...
Love will tear your body apart.
Love will tear your body apart.
Nick had a lot of good ones.
Nick had a lot of good ones.
Giving an ominous meaning to the term "Shutterbugg."
Giving an ominous meaning to the term "Shutterbugg."

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