Reasons To Be Happy You're Not Going to Bonnaroo
The Twittersphere is alight with #Bonnaroo, where it's supposed to rain all weekend. But that's not the only reason to avoid the annual mud-soaked four-day "camping festival" in Manchester, Tennessee:
The pigs are apparently out in full force. Also, the word "'roo."
You might end up inadvertently becoming this hobbit's bitch.
Ask for a dragon.
This guy's Somali flag is going to fuck up a lot of people's sightlines.
Weird product placement robots throwing shampoo parties at a place with no showers.
Crazed packs of roving frat boys. Unironic use of the word "bros."
Oversharers. Speaking of sharing, enjoy the bathroom you'll be sharing with this guy.
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