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Take Our Andrew W.K. Party Tip Quiz!

Take Our Andrew W.K. Party Tip Quiz!

Andrew W.K.: Rocker, composer, fashion plate, motivational guru, and most importantly -- via his primo Twitter feed -- long-time purveyor of party tips. From practical advice to profundity, inspiration to hilarity, his near-daily tips offer something for everybody, not only how to get the party started but how to live life to the absolute fullest. But how well have you been paying attention? Perhaps you, in the comfort of your apartment (or is that your APARTYMENT), should take our Good-Time Andrew W.K. Party Tip Knowledge Quiz and find out:

See also: Live: Andrew W.K. Pulls The Party On Stage At Webster Hall

1. PARTY TIP: Sometimes all it takes to feel good is _____.

A. Some rock B. Fig Newtons C. Running through the rain with your mouth open D. A party

2. PARTY TIP: Listen to _____. Hear God.

A. The sound of the ocean in a seashell B. Merzbow C. Bach D. Dr. Phil

3. PARTY TIP: List 3 things you love (besides bananas), and share it. Mine are: _____.

A. Rap Music, Cool Snacks & Tube Socks B. Madeleine Albright, The Utah Jazz & The Vienna School of Fantastic Realism C. Partying, Partying & Partying D. Chinese finger traps, Vegemite & that guy who plays the dickhead in Ghostbusters and Real Genius.

4. PARTY TIP: _____ something, even if it's just yourself.

A. Snuggle B. Caress C. Hump D. Blow your nose on

5. PARTY TIP: Give somebody a _____, even if it's yourself!

A. Party B. Josh Groban DVD C. High-five D. Bloody nose

See also: Pondering the Beautiful and Complicated Contradiction That Is Josh Groban and His New Song "Brave"

6. PARTY TIP: Don't use _____.

A. Jelly B. Q-tips, use WaxVac C. People D. Shampoo

7. PARTY TIP: Imagine if I _____ you.

A. Inhaled B. Adopted C. Disemboweled D. Partied with

8. PARTY TIP: I'm challenging you to do one _____. You can do more if you want, but it'll be so cool if you do at least one!

A. Banana daiquiri jello shot B. Dine-and-dash C. Push-up D. Line of Ajax-laced methamphetamine

9. PARTY TIP: On this day, party like _____ and enjoy something green!

A. Al Gore B. Megan Fox C. That creepy sorcerer dude in Big Trouble in Little China D. A leprechaun

10. PARTY TIP: _____. It feels so good! Then just shower and put on fresh clothes.

A. Party so hard you crap yourself B. Pour gatorade over yourself like you won the Super Bowl C. Pee in your pants D. Give Abe Vigoda a butt rub

 

Take Our Andrew W.K. Party Tip Quiz!

11. PARTY TIP: Replace "I can't" with _____.

A. "Hell yeah" B. "What would Manute Bol do?" C. "Fahrvergnügen" D. "I can't not party"

12. PARTY TIP: Read the writing of _____.

A. Albert Einstein B. Al Goldstein C. Woodward & Bernstein D. Shel Silverstein

13. PARTY TIP: _____ can be attracted by a simple dish of sweet cream caramel on your window sill.

A. Justin Bieber B. Young bumble bees C. A duck-billed platypus D. People who like to party

See also: SNL Sound-Off: Justin Bieber

14. PARTY TIP: Take a shower wearing _____. It's way more intense than you'd expect!

A. Sunglasses B. Phosphorus pentachloride C. A shower cap made out of Alka-Seltzer tablets D. A fur coat

15. PARTY TIP: If you don't _____ , you won't get to the other side.

A. Go through the wall B. Go over the top C. Go totally bananas D. Pay the ferryman

16. PARTY TIP: When you're driving, give the car next to you _____ . Then tell me what happens!

A. The finger B. Some Captain Hook's Fish and Chips and a pirate hat C. A full spray from your clip D. A thumbs up and a smile

17. PARTY TIP: Go to an all-girls college and talk to them about _____.

A. Fawn Liebowitz B. Charles Bukowski C. Partying D. Synaesthesia

18. PARTY TIP: When did you last eat _____!?

A. Pop-Rocks B. Roast chicken breast C. Pigs in a blanket D. Glass

19. PARTY TIP: Go outside. If you're already outside, touch a _____.

A. Crossing guard B. Squirrel's nuts C. Person's life with song D. Tree

20. PARTY TIP: _____.

A. Guacamole B. Pogo sticks C. Be transmundane D. Party

Answers on the next page, party on ahead!

 

Answers: 1. Sometimes all it takes to feel good is _____. A: Some rock

2. Listen to _____. Hear God A: Bach

3. List 3 things you love (besides bananas), and share it. Mine are: _____. A: Rap Music, Cool Snacks & Tube Socks

4. _____ something, even if it's just yourself. A: Snuggle

5. Give somebody a _____, even if it's yourself! A: High-five

6. Don't use _____. A: Shampoo

7. Imagine if I _____ you. A: Adopted

8. I'm challenging you to do one _____. You can do more if you want, but it'll be so cool if you do at least one! A: Push-up

9. On this day, party like _____ and enjoy something green! A: A leprechaun

10._____. It feels so good! Then just shower and put on fresh clothes. A: Pee in your pants

11. Replace "I can't" with _____. A: "Hell yeah"

12. Read the writing of _____. A: Shel Silverstein

13. _____ can be attracted by a simple dish of sweet cream caramel on your window sill. A: Young bumble bees

14. Take a shower wearing _____. It's way more intense than you'd expect! A: Sunglasses

15. If you don't _____ , you won't get to the other side. A: Go over the top

16. When you're driving, give the car next to you _____ . Then tell me what happens! A: A thumbs up and a smile

17. Go to an all-girls college and talk to them about _____. A: Partying

18. When did you last eat _____!? A: Roast chicken breast

19. Go outside. If you're already outside, touch a _____. A: Person's life with song

20. PARTY TIP: _____. A: Party

Score -- 17-20: Who's that knocking at your door? It's Andrew W.K., coming to party with YOU! 12-16: Your party is good, but it's not one for the ages 6-11: You're not partying to your fullest potential, come on! 0-5: You're the lamest partier ever and/or don't use Twitter.

Andrew W.K. performs at 285 Kent in Brooklyn tonight [8 p.m./$16]

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