The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercial Is Here

Throw your dubs up, this year's Juggomercial has finally arrived. It's 23 minutes long, confirms most of the performers we mentioned on Friday, and casts the Gathering of the Juggalos as the one remaining safe haven from the "sell-out zombies" who dominate the mainstream. "Freedom still exists here with us!," beckons Psychopathic security man Chop. "Originality still exists here with us!" Originality is one way to describe this list of names that would basically never appear together anywhere else in the entire universe:

The Geto Boys The Game Pharacyde Kool Keith Master P Onyx DMX George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic Tech N9ne Cheech and Chong Bobcat Goldthwait Ralphie May Jamie Kennedy Danny Brown Warren G Lil Easy Glasses Malone Bizmarkie Raekwon The Fat Boys Rahzel Project Pat Soulfly Fear Factory Slaine P.O.D. Hed P.E. Kottonmouth Kings Static X The Millionaires

Lastly, no campfires.

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