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The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

Egos have been around for a long time. Odysseus had an ego, Louis XIV had an ego, Wu Zeitan had an ego. For as long as we've recorded history, there have been people feeling themselves, sometime for good reason. So, naturally, many of the people on this list are responsible for some truly amazing music, a feat that often leads to a lot of hubris. But who, in the grand history of pop music, is most convinced of their genius and relevance? Don't worry, I've come up with a highly advanced formula to determine just that.

Each contestant's ego was rated on five different aspects: 1) Self-Importance (how much better they think they are). 2) Self-Righteousness (how much better they think their ethics and practices are). 3) Diminished Self-Awareness (how little they're aware of their own silliness). 4) Messiah Factor (how much they think they're leading people out of darkness. And, lastly 5) General Dickishness (self-explanatory). The scores for each aspect are graded from 1-10, then all scores were added up into the ego's representing number. In the event of a tie, I selected the contestant that just felt more deserving to by higher on the list.

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The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

21) Damon Albarn

Self-Importance: 6 Self-Righteousness: 8 Diminished Self-Awareness: 3 Messiah Factor: 2 General Dickishness: 8 Total: 27

Damon Albarn barely makes this list by being just enough of a dick to separate him from boring stardom. Eventually the mountain of chiding, monosyllabic interviews and hoity-toity pop art pretensions earns you a reputation. Surprisingly, Albarn is perhaps the sanest of the Britpop icons.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

20) Beyonce

Self-Importance: 9 Self-Righteousness: 7 Diminished Self-Awareness: 5 Messiah Factor: 6 General Dickishness: 1 Total: 28

Look, I know you don't want to believe Beyonce has a big ego, and there's no question she comes off as genuine and humble in plenty of interviews. But the woman has a museum dedicated to herself in her house. Is there anyone more caught up in the Beyonce mythology than Beyonce herself? Do you really think you could be friends with Beyonce?

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

19) Dee Snider

Self-Importance: 7 Self-Righteousness: 5 Diminished Self-Awareness: 7 Messiah Factor: 6 General Dickishness: 3 Total: 28

Dee Snider was the lead singer of Twisted Sister. Somehow that's afforded him enough cultural capital to think he belongs on every VH1 talking-head retrospective that exists. If you are the guy from "We're Not Gonna Take It" you are not an authority ofnanything.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

18) Noel Gallagher Self-Importance: 6 Self-Righteousness: 8 Diminished Self-Awareness: 1 Messiah Factor: 5 General Dickishness: 10 Total: 30

I interviewed Noel Gallagher once. He told me he had a giant house that makes you feel like a rockstar, and implied that I would never even come close to tasting such a thing. It's really hard to hate Noel, he's a dick in such a pure, knowing way.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

17) Adam Levine

Self-Importance: 7 Self-Righteousness: 5 Diminished Self-Awareness: 8 Messiah Factor: 5 General Dickishness: 7 Total: 32

I'm fairly certain Adam Levine has absolutely no idea why he should be on this list. That is what makes him tragic.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

16) Steve Albini

Self-Importance: 5 Self-Righteousness: 8 Diminished Self-Awareness: 5 Messiah Factor: 5 General Dickishness: 10. Total: 33

Steve Albini is so staunchly, antagonistically attached to his DIY ethics that it's filled him with the same resentful, segregationist pretentions he was ostensibly fighting against. You're not encouraging anyone when even Sonic Youth isn't punk enough.

 

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

15) Madonna

Self-Importance: 8 Self-Righteousness: 9 Diminished Self-Awareness: 7 Messiah Factor: 7 General Dickishness: 2 Total: 33

If this was a couple decades ago, Madonna would probably be at the top of this list. But age has mellowed her, and in 2013 it seems like Madonna is very much comfortable in her Madonna-ness.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

14) Gene Simmons Self-Importance: 8 Self-Righteousness: 6 Diminished Self-Awareness: 7 Messiah Factor: 8 General Dickishness: 8 Total: 37

In the next couple of years, Gene Simmons will be invited to teach a semester as a guest professor somewhere in America. He will not for one moment consider how lucky he is.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

13) Henry Rollins

Self-Importance: 8 Self-Righteousness: 9 Diminished Self-Awareness: 6 Messiah Factor: 6 General Dickishness: 8 Total: 37

Henry Rollins is very good screaming in a punk band, and being a thoughtful person when asked a question. But along the way, it seems he's started to believe he was the wisest person in the room.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

12) Justin Bieber

Self-Importance: 9 Self-Righteousness: 4 Diminished Self-Awareness: 10 Messiah Factor: 7 General Dickishness: 8 Total: 38

There's been enough written about Justin Bieber's unsustainable ego that it's not even worth a joke, but I will say I cannot wait to watch him fall into the sun.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

11) Axl Rose Self-Importance: 8 Self-Righteousness: 7 Diminished Self-Awareness: 9 Messiah Factor: 8 General Dickishness: 6 Total: 38

Axl Rose believed the reason people liked Guns 'N Roses was Axl Rose.

 

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

10) M.I.A. Self-Importance: 9 Self-Righteousness: 10 Diminished Self-Awareness: 6 Messiah Factor: 7 General Dickishness: 7 Total: 39

M.I.A. is the only person left on earth who thinks her music videos are transgressive.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

9) Chris Cornell

Self-Importance: 8 Self-Righteousness: 8 Diminished Self-Awareness: 8 Messiah Factor: 7 General Dickishness: 9 Total: 40

Would it surprise you if Chris Cornell fucked to his own music? Like, would that even remotely shock you?

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

8) Bono

Self-Importance: 7 Self-Righteousness: 10 Diminished Self-Awareness: 9 Messiah Factor: 10 General Dickishness: 4 Total: 40

Here's the thing. Bono isn't a dick. In fact, by most accounts, he's a perfectly pleasant man who's incredibly passionate about the aesthetics and philosophies around music. But there are days when Bono is convinced that he controls the fate of the universe. There are moments where Bono feels he is the one thing fending off oblivion. That is the problem with Bono.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

7) Eddie Vedder

Self-Importance: 9 Self-Righteousness: 6 Diminished Self-Awareness: 9 Messiah Factor: 9 General Dickishness: 8 Total: 41

If Eddie Vedder was on Twitter there would be a 100% chance we'd have seen his penis.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

6) Lou Reed

Self-Importance: 9 Self-Righteousness: 8 Diminished Self-Awareness: 8 Messiah Factor: 9, General Dickishness : 7 Total: 41

I mean, Lulu exists, so there isn't anything really prescient to write here. I do wonder if Lou Reed ever believed he would someday be an entitled old man.

 

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

5) Courtney Love

Self-Importance: 8 Self-Righteousness: 9 Diminished Self-Awareness: 10 Messiah Factor: 5 General Dickishness: 10 Total: 42

The last time Courtney Love felt shame was sometime in 2002.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

4) Kanye West

Self-Importance: 10 Self-Righteousness: 8 Diminished Self-Awareness: 6 Messiah Factor: 9 General Dickishness: 9 Total: 42

At this point it seems like Kanye West has internalized his reputation of being an egotistical monster, and has actually created a weird rampaging character constructed on the basis of that reputation. Really, it's hard to understate just how weird Kanye is.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

3) Prince

Self-Importance: 10 Self-Righteousness: 9 Diminished Self-Awareness: 10 Messiah Factor: 8 General Dickishness: 5 Total: 42

Prince has reached a level of punchdrunk superstardom that he actually thinks he is bigger than the internet itself.

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

2) Morrissey

Self-Importance: 9 Self-Righteousness: 10 Diminished Self-Awareness: 5 Messiah Factor: 9 General Dickishness: 10 Total: 43

In some ways I don't think Morrissey even has an ego. He's just so comfortably assured in his Morrissey-ness. It seems like he's tried his hardest to embody even the pettiest and angriest imaginations of his role in pop culture. Because of that, there will never be another Morrissey.

 

The 21 Biggest Egos in the History of Pop Music

1) Billy Corgan

Self-Importance: 10 Self-Righteousness: 10 Diminished Self-Awareness: 10 Messiah Factor: 10 General Dickishness: 10 Total: 50

This is it. If you could divide by zero when calculating the egos of famous musicians, it would compute the ever-staring bald head of Billy Corgan. He's eluded shame, prudence, accountability, the antagonism of thousands of people, and the cold fact that the last good Smashing Pumpkins song came out sometime in 1998. Corgan has given us a truly virtuosic performance.

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