The Ballad Of Kim Kardashian And The-Dream Continues, Courtside At A Knicks Game

The Ballad Of Kim Kardashian And The-Dream Continues, Courtside At A Knicks Game

Here we have (courtesy Funkmaster Flex) SOTC deity The-Dream taking in last night's Knicks-Rockets game (guess who won) with Kim Kardashian, continuing their alleged unholy union, about which we have already begun writing a speculative musical. Here, then, are more excerpts from that work in progress:

KIM KARDASHIAN So which one of these guys is Jewish?

THE-DREAM Man look at [Danilo Gallinari] rollllll Man look at [Danilo Gallinari] gooooooo

KIM KARDASHIAN I though there were supposed to be more famous people on this team this year.

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KNICKS FANS EN MASSE [The Miami Heat] took my shorty [The Miami Heat] took my girl [The Miami Heat] took the any and everything out my world [The Miami Heat] took my heart from me [The Miami Heat] took my soul I should've known money couldn't match love It ain't no match for [the chance to actually win a championship]

KIM KARDASHIAN Aren't you a Hawks fan?

THE-DREAM If you ever make your girlfriend mad Don't let your good girl go bad Drop [$120 million] on [Joe Johnson] Drop [$120 million] on [Joe Johnson]

KIM KARDASHIAN You couldn't even take me to a good Knicks game? The Houston Rockets? Really? Isn't Yao Ming hurt again?

AMAR'E STOUDAMIRE I wanna hop on the first thing smoking!

STEVE NASH Tell our agent to book us a plane!

AMAR'E STOUDAMIRE I wanna be near you!

STEVE NASH I wanna be near you, too!

AMAR'E STOUDAMIRE I wanna wake up!

STEVE NASH Wake up!

IN UNISON Right next to ya baby!

CLEVELAND CAVS FANS EN MASSE [Silence.]

Previously: The Ballad of Kim Kardashian and The-Dream: A Speculative Musical


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