The Ballad Of Kim Kardashian And The-Dream Continues, Courtside At A Knicks Game
Here we have (courtesy Funkmaster Flex) SOTC deity The-Dream taking in last night's Knicks-Rockets game (guess who won) with Kim Kardashian, continuing their alleged unholy union, about which we have already begun writing a speculative musical. Here, then, are more excerpts from that work in progress:
KIM KARDASHIAN So which one of these guys is Jewish?
THE-DREAM Man look at [Danilo Gallinari] rollllll Man look at [Danilo Gallinari] gooooooo
KIM KARDASHIAN I though there were supposed to be more famous people on this team this year.
KNICKS FANS EN MASSE [The Miami Heat] took my shorty [The Miami Heat] took my girl [The Miami Heat] took the any and everything out my world [The Miami Heat] took my heart from me [The Miami Heat] took my soul I should've known money couldn't match love It ain't no match for [the chance to actually win a championship]
KIM KARDASHIAN Aren't you a Hawks fan?
THE-DREAM If you ever make your girlfriend mad Don't let your good girl go bad Drop [$120 million] on [Joe Johnson] Drop [$120 million] on [Joe Johnson]
KIM KARDASHIAN You couldn't even take me to a good Knicks game? The Houston Rockets? Really? Isn't Yao Ming hurt again?
AMAR'E STOUDAMIRE I wanna hop on the first thing smoking!
STEVE NASH Tell our agent to book us a plane!
AMAR'E STOUDAMIRE I wanna be near you!
STEVE NASH I wanna be near you, too!
AMAR'E STOUDAMIRE I wanna wake up!
STEVE NASH Wake up!
IN UNISON Right next to ya baby!
CLEVELAND CAVS FANS EN MASSE [Silence.]
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