The Finest Fashion Moments on the S.S. Coachella
Ian Witlen Yes, this happened.
Most of the people we met on the S.S. Coachella had never been on a cruise before. Like us, they weren't so sure what to pack or how to dress for three days of awkwardly saying hi to their favorite bands on a floating building at sea. But, like the festival, the fans also brought their desert style to cruisin' with mixed results.
We could sit here and talk about all the "types" of people who sailed out to Nassau, but really, we'd rather just show you. These are the most memorable fashion moments we caught on the maiden voyage of the S.S. Coachella. Get your eyebrows ready to raise.
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8. Best Nautically Dressed This lovely lady from Goldenvoice was, far and away, clad in the best dress-hat-shoe combos ever worn on the Celebrity Silhouette.
6. Twins! These two do a great job resembling, well, twins. Sure they're both skinny white dudes wearing matching outfits, but are they actually related?
Besides looking like each other and total dorks, they actually also kinda look great. And (cruise friendly) their junk is on full display, so no mystery there. One word of advice: You could've added to the getup by losing the pipes.
4. H-O-T Sure the cut's a little "Girls That Look Like Skrillex," but this lady is wurkin' it. And hard. Come on, there's an Albert Einstein tat on her thigh and those shorts almost rival Nick Offer's.
2. Three-Hour Tour You'd have thought it was the Copacabana with the feathers in the hair! Though drag is fantastic, it's interesting that they stuck with the Gilligan's Island theme of the Black Lips' pub crawl without dressing like ladies.
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