Tony Yayo Will Have Survived Swine Flu, Feral Pigs Long After Jesus Himself Succumbs

We just spent the better part of an hour staring at this picture, promising ourselves we wouldn't post it, a promise we're breaking now. Tony Yayo in a hazmat suit carrying a naked baby. With a feral pig behind him. And carrion birds circling overhead. As a dead body that looks like Jesus with sneakers on lies at his feet. Nuclear power is involved. The rest of G-Unit is searching for survivors. Helicopters hover, illuminating the carnage. In the background, a bestial swine may in fact be rising to its feet, in a nightmarish confirmation of everything we've always feared. We're having flashbacks to last Friday. Ball is in your court, Gucci.


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