When Making It Rain Goes Wrong: Diddy Edition
Note to future rappers: it is not enough to conceal the paltry amount of one dollar bills you're secreting into stacks and stacks of otherwise fake $100s. One should also always check the fit of any and all $20,000 rings you might be wearing as you toss the fake money onto the larcenous crowd below, lest a valuable piece jewelry fly off and be lost forever in the ensuing melee. Even your capable, Rikers Island-like security will not be able to help you at that point, and you will have just ruined your day, although "ruined" will be a relative term, since God only knows what a regular person like your humble blogger right here might have done had he accidentally cast off more money than he saw in the years 2002, 2003, and 2004 combined. [NYP]
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