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Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

"HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS" - King Joffrey Baratheon
"HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS" - King Joffrey Baratheon

Twice last week people the world over stopped what they were doing to quote Kanye West via Twitter. First from his interview with New York Times; "I am the nucleus," "I just want dopeness," "It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times" being the particular favorites. Then, after The Gospel According to Kanye, Yeezus, leaked Friday, came the tweets of his many of its lyrics: "They be ballin' in the D-League/ I be speaking Swag-hili," "Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches," and, of course, anything from "I Am a God."

All of it got us thinking about other megalomaniacs/Big Achievers, and how their declarations of grandeur hold up next to Kanye's. Quite well, it turns out.

1. "You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

2. "Everyone is mine to torment!"

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

3. "Anytime I've had a big thing that's ever pierced and cut across the Internet, it was a fight for justice. Justice. And when you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

4. "I knew I was going to make it this far; I knew that this was going to happen."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

5. "My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

6. "I'm Steve Jobs."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

 

7. "You can't talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes!"

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

8) "It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

9. "Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

10) "My message isn't perfectly defined. I have, as a human being, fallen to peer pressure."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

11. "I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

12. "It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

13. "I would trade all my technology for an afternoon with Socrates."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

14. "I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

15. "I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades. I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

16. "I am a god."

Who Said It: Kanye West, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs or Joffrey Baratheon?

Up next: Answers.

 

1. "You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

B) Donald Trump

2. "Everyone is mine to torment!"

D) Joffrey Baratheon

3. "Anytime I've had a big thing that's ever pierced and cut across the Internet, it was a fight for justice. Justice. And when you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly."

A) Kanye

4. "I knew I was going to make it this far; I knew that this was going to happen."

A) Kanye

5. "My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better."

C) Steve Jobs

6. "I'm Steve Jobs."

A) Kanye C) Steve Jobs

7. "You can't talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes!"

D) Joffrey Baratheon

8) "It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is."

A) Kanye

9. "Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money."

B) Donald Trump, speaking in the third person.

10) "My message isn't perfectly defined. I have, as a human being, fallen to peer pressure."

A) Kanye

11. "I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big."

B) Donald Trump

12. "It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy."

C) Steve Jobs

13. "I would trade all my technology for an afternoon with Socrates."

C) Steve Jobs

14. "I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things."

A) Kanye

15. "I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades. I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind."

B) Donald Trump

16. "I am a god.

A) Kanye B) Donald Trump (probably)



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