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Eliot Spitzer Goes Down
Behind the governor's extreme makeover
by Tom Robbins
March 11th, 2008 12:00 AM

Running on empty: Spitzer pounced on the shortcomings of others.
Richard B. Levine

New York now becomes Louisiana, the good-time state with the long tradition of governors and other top pols being booted from office in disgrace. Louisiana, however, has the better of it: There, politicians rob the public only of their money. Here, they steal our self-respect.

If there was a crime on the books to describe Eliot Spitzer's most serious violation as he cavorted with "Kristen" in Room 871 of the Mayflower Hotel, it would have nothing to do with prostitution, or illegal wire-transfers, or any other law aimed at preventing people from simply having too good a time.

Rather, it would be something like this: Grand Theft: Voter Dignity. Spitzer sold his image as a straight-arrow, anti-corruption crusader so well that he sailed into office in November 2006 with almost 70 percent of the vote, the biggest margin ever for a non-incumbent governor.

He built that reputation by pouncing on the shortcomings of others, vowing to give no quarter in his defense of the public interest. As an attorney general tilting at crimes on Wall Street that he insisted federal regulators were too timid to tackle, he threatened to "put a spike" through the heart of a prominent businessman who defied him. "I will be coming after you. You will pay the price," he screamed at another, an elderly investment banker.

At the time, Spitzer got the benefit of the doubt from most of us who are rightfully resentful of the fat cats whose greed is so rarely challenged by public officials. Back in 1987, I offered the same silent cheers when then–Manhattan U.S. Attorney Rudy Giuliani had a young Wall Street trader placed in handcuffs in front of his colleagues on the trading floor. Both times, the joy of seeing a little payback dished out to capitalist connivers overshadowed any squeamishness about overzealous words and tactics.

But we ignore them at our peril. If we learn anything from these hard-charging prosecutors turned politicians, it is that the arrogance of power can be an even bigger felony than the ones they indict.

"They build their careers on the pain of others," observed Hank Sheinkopf, the veteran political consultant who has watched the incorruptibles come and go. "Ultimately, they forget their own mortality."

Even his allies found no comfort zone with Spitzer once their own failings were revealed. It was just a little more than a year ago that the newly elected governor was insisting that his former friend and political ally, Alan Hevesi, should get no benefit of the doubt. The state comptroller had been overwhelmingly re-elected on the same ticket with Spitzer, even after voters learned that he had misused a state car and driver to benefit his ailing wife.

Spitzer's office pursued the investigation with the same fervor as one of his Wall Street probes. Hevesi agreed to repay $200,000 to the state, but objected to some findings in Spitzer's report. The governor-elect immediately had a top aide denounce Hevesi, making sure to point out that state workers had driven the comptroller's wife—a woman who, Hevesi had acknowledged, had made several failed suicide attempts—to "salon appointments." The comptroller had "clearly violated his fiduciary duty to the people of the state," Spitzer's aide fumed. "The comptroller cannot deny that fact."

The Spitzer aide offering this righteous denunciation was a young man named Darren Dopp. Within months, Dopp was ousted from his post as the governor's communications director after he strutted into his own scandal, having misrepresented a newspaper's request for data on State Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno's use of state helicopters.

The most immediate casualty of Spitzer's self-inflicted wounds is that the chances of Democrats retaking the senate from Bruno's Republicans have been diminished considerably. Spitzer broke with past tradition when he announced he was going to help with that effort. Usually, governors sit in the background on these missions, letting others carry the political load. But last month, at the same time that he was negotiating a past credit he insisted was due him by the sex-ring operatives, the governor was helping in a successful Democratic bid to seize a long-time GOP-held senate seat in an upstate district. That special election victory put Democratic control of the senate for the first time within clear reach.

Part of that recipe for success was predicated on procedural rules that let the lieutenant governor—Spitzer running mate David Paterson—cast the deciding vote in the case of any ties in the senate. That alone, Democrats were hoping, would be enough to shepherd long-stalled legislative initiatives through the body. But with Paterson likely to step into Spitzer's job, the post of lieutenant governor would remain vacant for the remainder of the term, and the chances of Democrats winning more seats in the fall are considerably diminished.

Bruno's own future is uncertain, since—in yet another Bayou Country parallel—he is also currently the target of an ongoing federal corruption probe, this one into alleged ties between his work as a consultant and his political role. But this week, Bruno was Albany's happiest man, trying as hard as he could to suppress his glee and offer sympathy to the governor's wife and children. Treading on decidedly thin ice, the veteran lawmaker insisted that "the important thing for the people of New York State is that people in office do the right thing."

The funny thing is that if it had been the 78-year-old Bruno who had been caught in flagrante with a young hooker, he could likely count on a strong residue of public and political goodwill. Not just because he only recently lost his wife of 57 years, but because he has been careful to harvest friends on both sides of the aisle.

Spitzer had no such foresight, or perhaps no such ability. He's the most damaged state politician in recent history, not because his sins of commission are so great, but because he held so many others to the standards he knew he had no intention of holding himself to.

We'll know more in the days ahead, but there is also the possibility that Spitzer's downfall is the work of other prosecutors, this time in Washington, and every bit as zealous as the former sheriff of Wall Street. The Bush-era Justice Department's Public Integrity Section hasn't exactly distinguished itself when it comes to inquiries of Democratic governors, as per the case of Alabama ex-governor Don Siegelman, whose successful prosecution is alleged to have been spurred by ex–White House aide Karl Rove.

If so, it would be one more irony for Spitzer, who never met a corruption case he didn't want to chase.

For what it's worth, here's another odd bit of circular history: As newly elected governor, Eliot Spitzer was most constantly compared with former governor Thomas E. Dewey, another ex-prosecutor whose Mr. Clean image and stellar record of locking up the bad guys vaulted him into the executive mansion, and nearly made him president.

Dewey's biggest catch was his conviction of Mafia godfather Charles "Lucky" Luciano for running a string of city brothels. The 1936 trial made Dewey a national hero. Historians, however, now generally agree that while Luciano undoubtedly profited from the prostitution rackets, perjured testimony was used to convict him. The way the story goes, it was guilt about that case that later prompted Dewey to let Luciano out of prison, allowing him to go into exile in Italy, where the gangster later died.

It's not the worst fantasy to imagine the ghost of old Lucky Luciano prowling the Albany executive mansion, watching the randy young governor, and looking for a little payback of his own.

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David on Wed Mar 19, 2008, 18:17, says:
Spitzer had to read the essay on prostitution "A She-Savior" by the well-known Russian author Mikhail Armalinsky. It was published in Moscow edition of his Selected Works http://www.mipco.com/english/introVozn.html

Here is the link: http://www.mipco.com/english/SheSavior.html

The main idea of the essay "A She-Savior" is that the legalization of prostitution must be based on a return of its divine, sacred character, so that prostitution will be considered the most honorable profession, the one closest to God, the holiest.
PacificGatePost on Sun Mar 16, 2008, 17:11, says:
SEX TRUMPS PRESIDENTIAL RACE COVERAGE

This is about our own bewilderment. It is almost as if Spitzer meticulously planned, scripted, then executed his own destruction. He originally set in place the mechanisms intended to uncover exactly the kind of deceit he perpetrated, and is now apologizing for.

A man nicknamed variously, but most consistently as Mr. Clean, and considered a likely aspirant for the White House in 2012 imploded before our eyes.

http://pacificgatepost.blogspot.com/2008/03/sex-trumps-presidential-race-coverage.html

Unfortunately, why so little comment on the questionable but loud "cheering" from Wall Street?
FYI... on Fri Mar 14, 2008, 13:20, says:
"The $200 billion bail-out for predator banks and Spitzer charges are

intimately linked"

http://www.gregpalast.com/elliot-spitzer-gets-nailed/
Paul Rako on Thu Mar 13, 2008, 01:20, says:
This article is a tribute to genuine liberalism. Last night on Charlie Rose all they could talk about was how little Elliot might have been targeted. Maybe in an election year we all have to wear tinfoil hats, but could we concentrate on the matter at hand? The Charlie Rose gang also talked about how all the other big politicians like FDR and JFK and Clinton also fooled around. More distraction. The big deal here is the monumental hypocrisy. Maybe Elliot's wife can blow this off and encourage him to hang in there, but that just shows you how much naked ambition and power-mongering goes on the citadels of corruption we call the statehouse. In addition to being an unforgivable hypocrite, Elliot did shuffle at least 80 grand out of his marriage. That is not a trivial amount to steal from your wife. Watching Charlie Rose I got the sense our country was really lost. That we really had become a privileged society with one set of rules for the elite and other rules for us peons. I am a libertarian but even I have to admit that Marx was right, society does devolve into class struggle. All he got wrong or what has changed in 100 years is that the classes are not rich and poor or working man and capitalist. The classes are wage-slave salary-folk versus our politicians/CEOs/labor-leaders/poverty-pimps and race-hustlers. Either you work for a living under a proto-fascist regime or you are part of the privileged elite that skims all the wealth off the top without doing an honest days work in your life. Bush, Gore, Clinton all joke about trying coke or dope in college and wink-wink, nudge-nudge, boys will be boys and wild oats and they all get a pass. But some young black kid or a biker or some poor homeless schmuck gets tossed into jail and has his life ruined, all by the laws promoted and signed by those same frat-boy pricks. Thank you so much Mr. Robbins for displaying a suitable sense of outrage. When our artists and people of letters act like those elitist snobs on Charlie Rose it won't be long before the citizenry go nuts and march everyone up the gallows and chops their heads off. Charlie's gang is so detached from reality that they have to cast everything as a horse-race between two gangs of thieves. The feds that went after Elliot knew there was a very real bargain with the people going on, just like in Wag The Dog. If they do not at least try to nail Elliot with some felony charges and jail time, they move us one tiny step closer to violent revolution and blood in the streets. No, this peon does not care Elliot is a Democrat or who is running for president, all I care about is that he gets it as hard as he gave it out. At least justice has some chance as long as people with Mr. Robbins' wisdom and courage keep speaking out.
HollywoodBlvd on Wed Mar 12, 2008, 15:36, says:
he really did himself in, his legal woes are not over either, he's hired another lawyer.

http://johnnydoom.blogspot.com/2008/03/new-york-governor-spitzer-linked-to.html
Luigi on Wed Mar 12, 2008, 04:28, says:
I can't believe how naive Americans seem to be when it comes to politics. They're all crooks, just some are more so than others. Spitzer just got cuaght. I daresay paying over 4g's for a lay in the hay is a tad steep, but that depend upon what you demand of the bimbo. It appears that Spitzer demanded a lot, but not more than the bimbo could handle. Meanwhile, his abused wife, obviously forced to endure the whole ordeal in public...that's the sad tragedy...but only if you believe someone was holding a gun to her head, which of course they weren't. When it comes to politics none of us should be surprised, if we are we're naive as hell.
123abc on Tue Mar 11, 2008, 21:01, says:
Please look into the connection with Karl Rove, the White House insistence on continued domestic wiretaps, and the Democrats brought down by the U.S. Justice Dept attorneys answering to a Republican.

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