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MICHELLE MALKIN (michellemalkin.com)
ORIENTATION: Nativist
TONE: Very, very angry
FUN FACT: In 2004, attacked Wonkette's Ana Marie Cox and her protégée, Washington call girl Jessica Cutler, as "the female Beavis and Butt-head" and "skanks"; was thereafter subjected to years of mercilessly mockery by Wonkette scribes, including doctored photos of Malkin frolicking in a bikini, which were strenuously debunked by her ("updated: tracking the source of the bogus Flickr photos . . . Wonkette editors demonstrate further malice . . .").
CANDIDATE: None—McCain's too liberal
STUPID/EVIL RATIO: 97/3
HISTORY: In the early '90s, reporter and editorial writer for the Los Angeles Daily News; later wrote for the Seattle Times, became a Fox News commentator, and joined Creators Syndicate, which currently distributes her columns. Has published books about the internment of Japanese-Americans in World War II (pro), illegal immigration, and "Liberals Gone Wild" (both con). Columns have focused on culture-war subjects ("Voices From the Womb") from a more-right-wing-than-thou perspective (e.g., citing "President Bush's cave-in on government funding of embryonic stem-cell research"). Illegal immigrants get special attention, as do nefarious nonwhite Americans, be they of Asian ("Asian-Americans milking 9-11"), Arab ("myth of the Muslim hate crime epidemic"), or African ("Sept. 11 brought home the lesson that vile ideas have bloody consequences—no matter how 'daggone funky' they may sound to mush-headed music critics") descent. Began blogging in 2004, mainly bringing Internet-response speed to the usual subjects, plus a few new tropes, including frequent accusations of "dhimmitude" against parties insufficiently hostile toward Muslims, including YouTube ("JihadTube").
MODUS OPERANDI: Parses news feverishly for offenses to her worldview. Has been enraged by the D.C. networking group Professionals in the City (for holding an event at the Cuban embassy), Jessica Alba (for "making pro-assimilation remarks"), and Google (for bias in news-site affiliate selection, logos, and search results). Doesn't spare conservative outlets ("P.C. at the Washington Times") or the Republican Party ("Is the GOP Lost?") when they run afoul of her on doctrinal matters, especially regarding immigration. Attacks McCain on this subject, often without the benefit of hyphens ("I don't want another George W. Bush open borders type in the White House").
WHAT TO EXPECT: Barring a dramatic reversal on immigration by McCain, will wash her hands of the whole election and concentrate on everyday liberal- and foreigner-bashing.
ACE OF SPADES (Ace of Spades HQ; ace.mu.nu)
ORIENTATION: Fratboytarian
TONE: Retarded
>FUN FACT: Scrupulously conceals his true identity, but accepted the Blogger of the Year award from 2008 Conservative Political Action Conference in person, looking rather less butch than advertised. Recently celebrated in Time magazine's "First Annual Blog Index" as the "conservative/libertarian answer to the Daily Kos," with sample quote about how "large segments of the black population" are anti-Semitic.
CANDIDATE: Undeclared
STUPID/EVIL RATIO: 99/1
HISTORY: Begun by Ace as a blogspot site in 2003 with off-hand political commentary ("Can you imagine a President who thinks like Al Gore?"). In April 2004, promised a transfer to the new address "right after we figure out how to make our site-design look less, what's the word? ah yes: faggy." New blog quickly mutated into rowdy multi-author scrum specializing in schoolyard taunts, e.g.: "Yeah, Bryan Singer is gay, but that's not really what I mean by 'art-fag,' " "John F'n' Kerry attempts to claim that only non-military pussyboys are attacking him," etc. Nancy Pelosi became "Granny Rictus McBotoximplants." Site contributors and readers became "morons," but affectionately, e.g.: "There's Hope For You Morons Yet: Woman Takes Out Ad To Lose Virginity Before 30th Birthday." Throughout good times (2004: "I don't plan on doing anything except gloat until Thanksgiving") and bad (2006: "Islamist Enemies Take Great Relief in Democratic Win"), contributors keep their spirits high with "not safe for work" links, often accompanied by moral dudgeon ("Something has seriously gone wrong in this culture . . . Ten years ago? Virtually impossible to get a young girl to do this.")
MODUS OPERANDI: Not much changes with Ace. Believes the Wright scandal "belies Obama's appeal to those of us who wish black folks well but honestly would prefer to be left the fuck alone to live our lives in peace"; disdains Clinton ("Seven Year Bitch"); agnostic on McCain ("he would rather lose a war than a political argument"). Has threatened to sit out the election unless McCain goes anti-immigration.
WHAT TO EXPECT: In the eleventh hour, will remember that McCain is running against a woman or a black guy. Then, porn and car-crash videos all around!
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http://oldjoel.blogspot.com
Reason: Thoughtless misuse of word.
Relevant rule: A touchstone is something used to test whether something else is genuine. It is NOT a milestone, a keystone, a capstone, a catalyst or an inspiration.
Subsequent misuse of this word may incur a two-year or lifetime ban.
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http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/
Awwww, he made fun of my age. My widdle feewings are hurt now.
Seriously though, good attempt at a smokescreen. I'm not sure what you meant in the way of 'irony' sir, since me seeing through this bit of drivel and happening to be young doesn't really fall into that category. If that is indeed what you meant, then I guess I paid better attention in that lesson than you.
Or it could be how, you know, the brain cells are the first things to go when you get old. So sad...
(see how the age thing goes both ways?)
http://mjwilsonblog.blogspot.com
Hint: There IS such a thing as UNDESIRABLE attention. Writing this piece is like going to the prom with the world's biggest zit. Yes, you WILL be noticed.
I haven't left the site yet, and I've forgotten this waste of time already.
Oh, and Bev Harris is only $10 away from overturning the 2004 election results.
http://alicublog.blogspot.com/
PJ: I've read your blog. It's not funny. As the gang at Sadly, No said, "the DUmmie FUnnies guy sounds like he’s yelling at the radio."
As a Bleat reader for oh, eight or nine years, I've not always agreed with Mr. Lileks on political matters, but I've always found it quite clear that while he is a bit more conservative than I, we both reside in that part of the country that so many conservatives and liberals alike persist in denying--the center. Center of the country, center of the socio-economic structure, and centrist in political belief--on both social and economic issues. Not everyone is a "wing-nut", you know.
Your decision to include it in your hit list is nearly as inexplicable as my decision to register for this site, just so I could comment here.
And, I have to include my pride that here in the Land Where Absolutely Nothing is Allowed, Liberal Minnesota, we have at least two of the "Conservative" blogs that seem to annoy you - Lilek's Bleat and Powerline (there may be more, but like other readers, I found the first page of your article tedious enough to forgo the pleasure of reading the rest).
There must be something that strengthens the Will here in Minnesota to Fight the Good Fight - perhaps it's because we all live under the Caliphate of Minneapolis?
(Oh My!....
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2008/04/wow-what-meltdown.html
Yes, it was all so "horrible" what we did that for over two years not a peep from the DUmmies on this. Manufactured outrage ONLY occured when we got into the Weblog Awards finals and the DUmmies just couldn't take the publicity given to a blog that makes them look like laughingstocks by copying and pasting their own words for all to see...and laugh at.
Oh, and what happened to that lawsuit threated by disgraced "journalist" William Rivers Pitt? Perhaps we need to wait for another 24 business hours for that to happen.
So, was your Flyover-State servant Dumb or Evil? Or had he adapted enough of the local cant that he could fake thinking in the correct (that is, your) way?
Links Hits To LGF from VilVo: 116
Link Hits attributable to LGF Readers: 25
Link hits minus LGF Readers: 91
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Lot of evil in the world. Thank God.
BTW Roy, I din't realize this article was seven pages. I was winded after the first.
They paying you by the word now, Roy?Like the old pulps used to? Is that what we've come to? What's this world coming to?
You'll be back in front of an Underwood before you know it, LOL!
David, you didn't read the link about the Malkin/Frost incident. Go read it:
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=8823
She doesn't live in Baltimore. She drove over to this guy's place of work, asked another tenant about him, and spied on his house...because she disagreed with a policy espoused by a family member. That may not technically be "stalking," but it's creepy as hell. What's strangest of all is that she didn't seem to have the slightest bit of interest in talking to the family. Why didn't she just call them and ask them for an interview, to get their perspective?
I'm writing in support of the PJ-Comix guy. Sure, he's not in the Wingnut Major League, but if Roy or someone else ever wants to review the minor league folk [like they do routinely at Sadly, No! {Ref.1}], Mr. PJ-C deserves a decent score for evil, since he helped to deny a guy dying of pancreatic cancer {Ref.2} the financial contributions his friends and admirers tried to send him {Refs. 3-5}. Whattaguy! I'll betcha Glenn Reynolds never did a thing like that! Really, should such initiative go unrecognized? I think not!!
The links below (3-5) are but a few of many. You can Google ["DUmmie funnies" and "Andy Stephenson"], or ["DUmmie funnies" and "pancreatic cancer"], and treat yourself to some other accounts of the handiwork of this master wit. Truly a hard act to follow; maybe it's some of that thar performance art that so eludes the understanding of rubes like me. {Gosh golly, maybe the whole Iraq thing is performance art, and perhaps there is a little bit of Mr. PJ-Comix in all us Amurkins! }
[1.] http://sadlyno.com
[2.] http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4046336
[3.] http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7762.html
[4.] http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2200668#2203119
[5.] http://susiemadrak.com/2007/11/06/09/52/wingnut-blogs-will-stop-at-nothing/
Thanks also to populist Jeff, who asked, "What's the last time you urbs listened to anything someone from Nebraska had to say? " Well, it's been a while since Chuck Hagel was on Meet The Press, but I think I saw a fellow last week who hailed from one of those states out yonder, and listened attentively as he told us about the night's specials.
Finally, PJ-Comix, it's been too long. Last time I looked you were trying to spam your way into Weblog Award. It was wise of you to start aiming lower.
Oh yeah: I'm flattered to be compared with Bil Keane, and look forward to a similarly lengthy career. With material like this, how can I fail?
Wait... so, I've been educated on the workings of the electoral system and informed of the sort of company that a man who wants to run the country keeps.
And this is on your list of.... BAD things about blogging. Huh. So you'd prefer an ignorant populace that just votes how you want them to, dammit, and stops asking so many bloody inconvenient questions. Even worse, now we're getting answers!
Way to discredit yourself in the first two sentences of an article.
And for the record - I'm barely out of highschool and saw through your tripe. Maybe you should work on your own 'stupid rating'.
P.S.: If I'd ever tried in school to base a persuasive piece off of the concept of a 'stupid/evil rating', I'd have been failed and my teacher would have suggested I drop down a level. And rightly so.
Isn't this EXACTLY what the Village Voice is doing in this miserable hit piece? e.g., if you don't agree with me you must be EVIL or DUMB?
This is what happens when dialog only goes one way. Those of us in the sticks consume tons of media - news, movies, tv, magazines - all cranked out by the elites in Hollywood and Manhattan. We _know_ who you are and what you think of us. On the other hand, what's the last time you urbs listened to anything someone from Nebraska had to say? Probably never, since everyone there is either EVIL or DUMB.
Christ, it's like every lib enclave is surrounded by a one-way mirror - we can look inside and see you, but when you look out, all you see is... yourself.
Now you know why 70% of the American public doesn't trust 'old media' to report objectively on anything. Mr. Edroso could have done a great investigative piece on Righty blogs, but what does he do? Pulls a Dan Rather hit piece, complete with 'evil/stupid' ratings that are too juvenile and stupid to be evil. Like I couldn't find the same thing on any KOS or HuffPo blog. The liberal echo chamber is SO predictable. Borrr-ing. Snore.
BTW the 'curse' of modern technology, Roy? The same curse that resulted in Drudge publishing the Monica Lewinsky story Newsweek sat on and wanted to bury? The same 'curse' that tanked Dan Rather and his forged TANG documents?
The same 'curse' that's resulting in the sinking of the New York Times into the East River, and the loss of hundreds of jobs for biased hacks masquerading as journalists? That's a bad thing? Wouldn't be sweating yours, would ya, Roy?
ORIENTATION: Bemused
TONE: Hilarious
STUPID/EVIL RATIO: 0/100
HISTORY: Begun by PJ-Comix in 2004 to chronicle the flustered remarks by the DUmmies in the Democrat Underground in response to Dan Rather being exposed as using fake documents in his TANG story. This quickly evolved to copy and pasting the unintentionally hilarious remarks of the DUmmies and other leftwingers. The DUmmie FUnnies quickly grew to the most popular blog on the Free Republic (biggest PING List).
MODUS OPERANDI: Posting the crazed leftwing rants in Bolshevik Red followed by the commentary of your humble correspondent in the [brackets] ala Mystery Science Theater 3000 but with a political orientation.
FUN FACT: PJ-Comix used to be the American correspondent for Krokodil Magazine in Russia as well as syndicated his humor column throughout North America. Co-author Charles Henrickson is a Lutheran pastor and biblical scholar who speaks 6 languages: three dead languages and three living. Noted for his song parodies.
CANDIDATE: Waiting for the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan.
WHAT TO EXPECT: Lots of laughs by merely copy and pasting the crazed rantings of the leftwing loonies.
Perhaps the lure of cash will bring out someone willing to discuss an argument based on merit:
I've got $100 bucks here to whoever finds evidence of Malkin "stalking or hounding" the Frost family.
Ah yeah, that newfound respect for jackasses is really paying off for Mamet. "The Unit" pulls about the ratings as a Suzanne Somers marathon on HSN. He'd be better served if he buried himself under unsold copies of The Edge.
daryljfontaine -- have you actually visited Malkin's site to read her postings on the Graeme Lloyd incident? Find me one instance of her "stalking or hounding" the family. When you fail, as you will, you owe an apology for spreading slander.
http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0804,savage,78927,24.html
I found the responses to it.
http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0805,301533,79060,24.html
Here is the text I found elsewhere on the internet.
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I'm a 25-year-old male. I'm a zoophile and always have been. I'm a longtime reader (I'm sure you're thrilled), so I know my interests aren't on your approved list of sexual activities. Not trying to argue that point. However, it's clear what turns my head when I walk down the street, and it's never the person holding the leash. I know from your column and many other sources that once your brain is "wired" a certain way, "rewiring" it is unlikely (snowball's chance in hell), so this isn't going to go away. My question is, what do I do?
Currently, I don't date. I was married once, briefly, never had sex, marriage quickly annulled. I currently have no sexual attraction to any human, male or female, so I don't feel the need to date. Also, sharing this information with anyone I attempted to date would probably end in horror, tears, and my needing to move out of state. However, a lifetime without a relationship (two-legged or four-legged) seems unappealing. Here are the options I see:
1) Get a shrink (who I can talk to about this) and a girlfriend or boyfriend (who I can't talk to about it) and, in terms of the sex, master giving head, since my dick won't want to join the party.
2) Buy a house with a big yard and… well, you know.
I don't care if you print this. I'd just like another opinion. I mean, honestly, who else would answer this anonymously, for free, and I actually have some faith in his judgment?
Really Unsure For Future
In short… my advice… which is really going to annoy Mike "Man and Animal" Huckabee… is… um… to buy that big house, RUFF, one with a nice, big yard… and do what you gotta do. Inside, please, shades drawn.
Bestiality is wrong, wrong, wrong, because an animal cannot give its consent. But… uh… anyone who's ever actually owned a boy dog knows that most would be only too delighted to… um… well, you know.
I'm assuming that you want to be fucked by dogs, of course, as that's almost always the case with dudes into dogs. Man-on-dog is a whole lot wronger than dog-on-man, if I may use a certain former senator's formulation, most importantly for reasons of safety for the animal, so I don't smile on man-on-dog. (Actually, I don't smile on the dog-on-man, either—it's more like "grimace, cover eyes, look away," but, hey, that's the reaction I have to cunnilingus.) Take a torn-up girl dog to the vet, RUFF, and you're going to wind up talking with the police and having to cross a PETA picket line to get back into your house—and it'll serve you right.
For the record, I'm con bestiality (and very much pro cunnilingus). I think fucking dogs is wrong, wrong, wrong. But I had pork and beef and chicken at dinner last night—all 100 percent factory-farmed meat, derived from animals that were cruelly tortured every second of their brief and miserable existence—and my particular strain of Tourette's syndrome commands me to say this: If I were an animal, I'd much rather be screwed than stewed. We murder animals for their flesh, skins, fur, and just for the fuck of it. Those of us that eat meat; wear fur; run around in leather pants, jackets, shoes, restraints, etc.; and kill animals for sport don't have much moral authority when it comes time to lecture those of you who wanna smooch the pooch.
Finally, RUFF, build a nice, tall fence around that yard, okay? And seeing a shrink probably won't make you wanna screw humans, but hey, it couldn't hurt.
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http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1670210,00.html
This is the incident that drove a long-time Bush-supporting righty blogger out of the wingnut column once and for all -- Malkin and her reprobate Flying Monkey Brigade stalking and hounding the family of 12-year old Graeme Frost because he had the temerity to deliver a radio address for the Democratic Party in favor of S-CHIP.
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=8823
Serious evil, what the right as a whole, and Malkin and her steaming pile of commenters in particular, did to this family.
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Oh, and one minor thing I noticed: Malkin supports assimilation, and her issue with Alba was that she'd rejected assimilation in favor of identity politics: tinyurl.com/26krn9 Maybe that could go into the update too.
You forgot Mark Alexander!
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stupid/evil: 20/80