The idiot who said you should only eat oysters in months with an R in their names can give me his serving, please. He's just wrong, and authorities as wise as food writer M.F.K. Fisher (whose 1941 hymn to the trans-sexual bivalve, Consider the Oyster, is a revelation) and the National Fisheries Institute will back me up on this. Enjoy these tidal wonders year 'roundjust make sure they're very fresh.
New Yorkers have always treasured their mollusksthough in truth Long Island's Oyster Bay was named for its shape, not for the mollusks found there. A century ago you could get a plate of freshly shucked bluepoints free for the price of a beer at certain downtown establishments; today, if you find a dozen Wellfleets for under a twenty you're golden. As with relationships, the good ones are worth your time, trouble, and expense. And all oysters are good onesbe they wild or cultivated, raw or cooked, served plain or doused with fresh lemon juice, tangy cocktail sauce, or fresh grated horseradish.
The grande dame of New York seafood restaurants is the OYSTER BAR at Grand Central Terminal [212-490-6650], which since 1913 has offered a vast daily selection of raw beauties on the half-shell, along with pan roasts (a very rich, cream-based stew) and sumptuous baked and fried oyster dishes. Less atmosphericbut just as good, and much cheaperis JORDAN'S LOBSTER DOCK [3165 Harkness Avenue, Brooklyn, 718-934-6300], a no-frills Sheepshead Bay joint that features a small selection of very fresh, exquisite oysters daily at $12.95 a dozen. The West Village's dainty, newish PEARL OYSTER BAR [18 Cornelia Street, 212-691-8211] has a more eclectic menu, and their fried oyster roll seems an acceptable substitute for that really good po'boy I've yet to find north of the Mason-Dixon. Just don't get me started on the rarest of oyster dishes: the Hangtown fry.
Dock's Oyster Bar
Less history-laden than Grand Central but almost as tasty, the menu is far easier to navigate.
633 Third Avenue, 212-986-8080
Bone Lick Park
Yes, it's a barbecue joint, but we love their fried-oyster brunch, followed by excellent key lime pie.
75 Greenwich Avenue, 212-647-9600
Jack's Luxury Oyster Bar
Tiny, trendy, and very expensive; the food is almost as important as the atmosphere.
246 East 5th Street, 212-673-0338
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