Bill Maher on Obama, Clinton and McCain

Bill Maher on Obama, Clinton and McCain

If you didn’t catch Bill Maher’s political diatribes at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center last Friday night, here are a few memorable lines:

On whichever of the three candidates—Obama, Clinton, McCain—becomes president:

“Either way, it’ll be a victory for the minority—either for blacks, women, or the undead.”

On Hillary’s refusal to step down in the primary race:

“She is just that birthday candle that just won’t blow out.”

On the two presumptive presidential contenders—Obama and McCain:

“Well, at least you’ll have a clear choice—bi-racial [or] bi-centennial. Hip hop [or] hip pops.”

On Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney’s scathing exchanges during the Republican primary debates:

“It’s like a Halloween costume talking to a mannequin.”


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