Blogger Brain Explodes As Baby Eats Watermelon From Within the Watermelon (Video)

Not quite a watermelon, but so close.
Not quite a watermelon, but so close.

As an avid chronicler of the "adorable animals eating watermelon" beat, not to mention a dogged investigator on the "smoking/dancing/smoking and dancing babies" beat, my mind about exploded when I saw GawkerTV Tweet out this watery and delicious treat: It's a baby, in a watermelon, eating the watermelon while he sits inside the watermelon. Holy crap. The only thing missing here is a cigarette, and then this would be a meme, wrapped in a meme, wrapped in a sick and twisted Anne Geddes photo. (Video after the jump.)

(Also, in other cultures, we suspect "Baby in the Watermelon" means something scandalous or is, at least, a high-stakes battle of the wits.)

[JDoll]


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