Bronx Zoo Cobra Ends Reign of Terror (Supposedly)
According to Fox 5, the Bronx Zoo Cobra has been found. The news channel reports that Wildlife Conservation Society officials are expected to announce they have recovered the snake. Last we heard, the Zookeeper was smoking some salvia and was headed up town. Update: The cobra was found in the House of Reptiles, and is reportedly in quarantine.
We await the upcoming news conference with bated breath.
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