But He Still Got a First Down!
Anyway, people who were upset that Susanna Maiolo knocked over Benedict XVI at Midnight Mass will be happy to learn she has been "taken to a mental institution," which in the fascist state called Vatican City means she's being tortured to death with ancient Inquisitors' tools from Benedict's own collection as we speak.
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