Charlie Sheen Back in Rehab, Brushes Off "Turds"
Professional shitshow and Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen is back in rehab after being hospitalized the other day for an old-fashioned porn stars-n'-cocaine party. Today, he's brushing off the haters, or more accurately, "turds."
"People don't seem to get it.... Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?" is what he apparently said. Is that for real? It's somehow too perfect.
As for his critics? "Bunch of turds." Is that also for real? Come on dude.
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In other Charlie Sheen news, TMZ has a picture of a check for $30,000 allegedly made out by Sheen to one of his porn star friends. He was inviting her to join his "porn family," apparently, which might be one of the creepiest things we've ever heard. Charlie Sheen's porn family. No, yes, it's the creepiest thing we've ever heard.
You know how we know this is bad? Lindsay Lohan is worried about him. That's when you know shit pretty much couldn't get worse.
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