Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared
Twitpic via DanaBoscorelli.
In national news, the Nobel Peace Prize continued its deadly rampage across America. But don't despair, rightbloggers: President Obama scored a shockingly-low 15th in the "Hottest Heads of State." And he was seen dancing with Thalia, which has gotta hurt him with Hispanics, and refusing to hang out with hippies, which has gotta hurt him with the senior citizens.
Mayor Bloomberg continued to dump all the dirt that $65 million can buy on Bill Thompson. Some commentators noticed the hypocrisy. Still Bloomberg graciously consented to a debate. Thompson wasn't blameless but Bloomberg was shameless. Then Reverend Billy -- one of several non-corporate candidates excluded from the debate, and still pumped from a recent Stella D'oro protest -- came in and spoke truth to power. Suddenly things looked bad for Bloomberg! His buddy Bruce Ratner got hit with another legal challenge to the Atlantic Yards boondoggle, and it was revealed the new jobs he brags about are mostly at poverty wages. Thank God he's still got his nannying and Rudolph Giuliani to keep him occupied
New York state sucks so bad, cutting $5 billion from the budget is like squirting Bactine into a sucking chest wound. It sucks so bad Rick Lazio thinks he can be governor of it, and pushes a Constitutional convention to that end. And its kids ain't so smart, either.
And stimulus jobs? Eh, not so much.
Upstate, the Republican and the Conservative candidates for Congress beat each other up and the Democrat gained the lead. Also, Chris Christie was kicking Jon Corzine's ass in the Jersey governor's race, but then Chris Daggett showed up (cynics might say, "then Chris Christie showed up") and now Corzine has the lead. Thanks, Tea Party people! You really are saving America. We can't wait to see how your NFL boycott goes, either.
But the question remains: how will America handled Meghan McCain's tits?
Breaking: the rich get richer!
Very interesting Studies in Crap: a 1916 Scientific American looks ahead to our horrible present.
CrazyYankee Chick continued to rag on opposing teams and disagreeable fans. Boy, the Yanks better win now! (By the way, any relation to this Crazy Yankee Chick?) Allen Barra suggested Reggie Jackson has been replaced by A-Rod as Mr. October; commenters strenuously debated.
We fouled our own nest by reporting on Michael Musto at the Miss Lez Pageant.
Also in crime, a new arrest in the Kevin Miller shooting, a stabbed livery driver, an 11-year-old died in an alleged DUI, a new bias attack and fake meter readers in Queens, a DUI charge against that 0%-alcohol cop, and a massive mortgage fraud bust.
Prayers and hopes for the still-missing Lisa Kett, 13.
R.I.P Miriam Friedlander and this week.
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