Doing the Waive
If the situation with the Mets and Rickey Henderson proved anything, it's this: Nobody understands the waiver rules. Revocable waivers, irrevocable waivers, unconditional waivers, release waivers, outright waivers, special waiversmost fans have no idea what these terms really mean, and all you have to do is open a newspaper or listen to a game broadcast to realize that the media is just as clueless. This became particularly apparent during the coverage of Henderson's waiver status, most of which was comically contradictory: Rickey'll be gone by the end of the day; wait, make that a couple of days; um, OK, he'll be gone by early next week; er, he was never going anywhere, the Mets were just gauging the market for him; oops, there he goestold ya so.
Given all the misinformation floating around, boning up on the waiver rules seemed like a good idea. The first step was to obtain a copy of the guidelines from Major League Baseball's offices (a story in itself, as an MLB spokesman initially maintained that the waiver manifesto is "an internal document" that he need not share with the mediaan absurd position to take regarding information so basic to the sport's operation). It soon became apparent that the waiver rules aren't exactly light readingthey feature page after page crammed with so much legalese that it would take a lengthy seminar to decipher it all. A few highlights:
And that's just scratching the surface. Confused? Be glad we're not covering how the waiver guidelines mesh with the rules governing minor league options. Ultimately, however, the most dizzying aspects of waivers don't involve the rules themselves but rather the procedures and strategies they allow. Just as baseball's playing rules make no specific mention of the hit-and-run or the suicide squeeze, there's nothing in the waiver guidelines about salary dumps or claiming a player in order to block another team from doing so, but such maneuvers are the essence of waiver gamesmanship. These complexities may explain why so many baseball GMs keep their jobs despite fielding lousy teams year after year: They're the only ones who fully understand this stuff.
The waiver rules, incidentally, are not without certain moments of quaintly anachronistic charm, the best of which is a provision entitling a player who's been put through release waivers to "make a collect call to the Major League Club to determine whether the player's contract has been claimed." It's not clear if Henderson ever invoked this clause, but it's easy to envision this being his last official act as a Met: "Rickey don't see no reason why Rickey should spend one of Rickey's quarters." Waive bye-bye, Rickey.
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