Fashion Week Update
So glad we're not really covering this thing... GossipMax says The Victoria Beckham Collection was "presented during a private showing as part of New York Fashion Week Spring 2009." That's like saying my band played the CMJ but in my friend's living room.
Even Runnin' Scared, dressed as we are in rags and Banana Republic, knows that other ungifted stars such as Jennifer Lopez have had their "own" fashion lines, but Posh Spice makes JLo look like Leontyne Price, and her dresses look like Dynasty Goes to Auschwitz.
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