Former PA Boss Tells Catholics "Brace Yourself for the Worst" Under Obama
Former director of the Port Authority and Conservative candidate for Mayor of New York George Marlin this week tells the godly "What the Election Means for Catholics," which is, briefly, a fetus Holocaust, a "federally-protected class" of homosexual overlords, "Reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine" (which will prevent the faithful from hearing Father Coughlin on the wireless) and of course "Marxism, Darwinism, Freudianism, and behaviorism." Marlin admits that "baptized" Catholics went for Obama, but says "practicing/church-going Catholics" did not, and it is those soldiers of Christ Marlin inveighs to "brace themselves for the worst" and become "public defenders of the faith." First step: Franciscans monks, their robes soaked with Christian Brothers brandy, setting themselves on fire in front of ACORN Headquarters.
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