Friday Internet Schadenfreude: Why The F*ck Do You Have a Kid?
Pretty sleepy day -- we haven't the heart to take on the closing of (one of) our neighborhood Starbucks, giving local thugs one less place to lock people in the freezer. So here, enjoy please Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid? It's the Hot Ghetto Mess of April 2009. And it teaches a valuable lesson about parental responsibility.
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