Get Over a Breakup Quick by Auctioning Off Your Ex's Stuff Nude
Crying, talking, actual therapy -- all are highly overrated, eye-puffing, and frankly, rather boring. The best way, the 2011 way, to get over a guy? Take sexy photos of yourself auctioning off your dirty ex's stuff, and then set up a website with which to sell those items via eBay. Everyone will admire your gumption, your finance smarts, and also your fine physique! It's a win-win. And it's not even vindictive, says "Taylor," a 26-year-old Boca Raton gal who's blazing trails in entrepreneurial online vengeance.
"Maybe initially I was getting back at him, but now I don't feel that way. It's fun. I find this all to be very therapeutic, very liberating," she told the New York Post.
The guy left five years of stuff at her house, so you can't really blame the girl for wanting to make some money from her heartache -- plus, she apparently paid for most of it in the first place. Her marketing technique seems to be working: Her site, MyExBoyfriendsCloset.com, links to the auctions, with which she's made $1,000 so far. Forget about cold; revenge is a dish best served with great boobs.
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