Get Your At-Home Cocaine Test at the Williamsburg Duane Reade
File this under "good to know." Should you be wandering about Williamsburg on your way to your appointment to pee in a cup and get approval for your new job with the CIA, or for your court appointed biweekly drug test, and experiencing qualms that you may not pass it, you can stop by the Duane Reade on Bedford Avenue and N. 3rd Street (the one with the growler bar) and purchase a handy Quickscreen At Home Drug Test, "the most sensitive test on the market today"! It is 99.9 percent accurate! Why would you purchase anything less?
The answer is, you would not.
We do wonder if this is available in all Duane Reades, and will be reporting back after a short but intensive investigation. Also, does it come in "Marijuana"? (Asking for a friend.)
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