So what can we tell you? That Caroline Kennedy, previously discussed in the Hillary Senate seat context as if she were some glamorous, collectible doll, is actually sitting up and expressing (muted, dignified) interest now? That Obama has tapped Nobel prize-winning physicist Steven Chu for Secretary of Energy, and is expected to name to remaining posts a chess grandmaster, One Who Has Grasped the Tao, and (for balance) several political hacks? That the Sondra Fortunato story has inexplicably gone national? It's all too tedious; here, why don't you watch this video of the Westchester School of Rock doing "Cherry Bomb" and tell us if you find it as dispiriting as we do? Safe home.
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