Heaven Is Full of Young Adults
According to Colton Burpo, who had a near-death experience as a four-year-old but lived to write a book about it with his dad (Heaven Is for Real, Christmas-list it!): There are no old people in heaven. If you make it up there, you get the Benjamin Button treatment. Also, as he explains in this Fox News clip, Jesus may be rather hot ("sea-blue eyes," "rough but kind face," and a "smile that lit up the heavens"...Brad Pitt is so playing him in the movie version! Or maybe James Franco with colored contacts...). Without further comment, because we'd like to maybe go there someday... [via BuzzFeed]
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