Here Is the Inevitable 'Shit New Yorkers Say' Video


when we thought the meme was dead

, Eliot and Ilana Glazer present "Shit New Yorkers Say." Among the gems:

"Where's the train?" "They're filming Law and Order." "You have to go to Brooklyn, it's the law." "I hate L.A."

"This place is huge!" "I hate tourists!" "All I ate today was a bagel." "I want a dog." "I don't really leave Brooklyn on the weekends."

Dammit, why didn't we think of this?

We do love you, Pat Kiernan.






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