Here's the "Tan Mom" Skin-Care Infomercial Your Brain Doesn't Want You To See
We just watched all four minutes of a new skin-care infomercial starring New Jersey "Tan Mom" Patricia Krentcil, and we've come to one conclusion: Krentcil is either in a perpetual state of drunkenness, or she just acts like she's in a perpetual state of drunkenness.
Either way, the infomercial -- which you can see below -- is pretty tough to watch; a spacey Krentcil acts like a confused schoolgirl when it's explained to her that she needs to occasionally wash her face.
Krentcil, as you might recall, was arrested earlier this year after authorities say she stuffed her five-year-old daughter into a tanning bed. She denies the allegations.
To her credit, the latest video is a step up from the last time Krentcil appeared on YouTube -- when she got hammered at a drag show and was thrown out of a bar.
See Krentcil's infomercial below.
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