Hustler to Make Avatar Porn Feature

Avatar has grossed over $1.6 billion and is third in the all-time box-office list with a bullet, but couldn't be said to have made its mark on popular culture until a porn version surfaced. Hopes were raised, then dashed, by news of a sexy Avatar out-take which turned out to mainly involve light and tentacles. (One Film Drunk commenter nonetheless reacted: "I just blue my load.")

Now Hustler Video, which brought you Sarah Palin look-alike porn, has announced a "porn spoof of the current mainstream blockbuster Avatar," to be called, cleverly, This Ain't Avatar XXX. That is to say, it will rip off tropes from the movie and declare fair use/parody protection from copyright laws.

Details of the production are unforthcoming, though we rather doubt the sex in it will include tentacles, except perhaps as a euphemism.

This is separate from the wave of 3-D porn promised at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo last week, and said to be inspired by the success of Avatar in 3-D. It would seem everything in our culture is now either driven by or an excuse for pornography. Well, at least we have the classics -- oh wait, here's Tolstoy balling Helen Mirren. Thank God Solzhenitsyn didn't live to see this.

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